Statler: Why do they call it Most Wanted?
Waldorf: It’s the movie most wanted to avoid!
DOH-ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Waldorf: Well, it looks like Kermit’s on the run.
Statler: Too bad I wasn’t.
Waldorf: What, you want to be a wanted criminal?
Statler: No, I want to run from this movie!
DOH-ho ho ho ho ho!